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When's the last time you saw Sharon Stone fuck?



Seriously. When.

Remember back in the day when a Sharon Stone film guaranteed fucking? It was a given, the same way a Jean Claude Van Damme movie guaranteed a close up shot of his Brussel-muscle ass, a Kevin Smith flick guaranteed a reference to masturbation and a Jenna Haze DVD guaranteed a messy facial.

Even when Sharon blew everybody's expectations by putting on a strong performance alongside De Niro and Pesci in Casino, she still fucked in that movie. It's nothing against Sharon, I like Sharon, and I reckon she fucks on screen with the best of them.

Then something happened. She stopped fucking. Just plain stopped. In her last movie, facial skin cream gave her superhuman strength for fucks sake (and it still wasn't enough to defeat Halle Berry's ghetto-bootyskank).

When I heard there was a Basic Instinct 2, my first assumptions were highly negative. "Oh, great," I thought, "she's gone so far down the ladder she has to resurrect the franchise that got her famous" (after all, everyone's doing it. Stallone's bringing back Rocky and Rambo).

Then I saw this footage from Basic Instinct 2 and I remembered why we all took notice of good ol' Sharon Stone in the first place.

Because, even at her age, she still looks hot, still looks seductive and still fucks like nobodies business on screen. After years of watching porn starlets take it up every orifice with that look in their eyes they try to hide that says "I need the money" (although there are exceptions), watching the Stone hump was indeed a thing of glory. I'm not saying this movie's gonna be good. I really don't know. I seriously doubt it. But watching that footage just reminded me how good that woman looks and how good she can make sex look (when, in actuality, it's just two naked people flopping about like fish on land). Thank you, Sharon. Thank you so very, very much.

The male lead has nowhere near the screen presence of Douglas, though.

8.2.06 09:09
 


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The Visitor / Website (9.2.06 03:35)
did she have a boob job? cos her boobs used to be really lousy.
anyway, looks like there's a whole lot more fucking in this movie than the first one.


(9.2.06 06:13)
Wouldn't know, but it sure does look like a whole lotta fuckin's goin' on.

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